Ahhh sabotage. I love thee.
I once lived with a girl whilst working for a company thats nameless. She worked in my department and sat opposite from me. She was the most annoying person I have ever met and would seduce stupid computer nerds to do her bidding on a daily basis. Acting like a dumb bitch to get her way was her favourite past time. Anyway, working and living with her 24 hours a day took its toll. I used to sneak around her bedroom and read her diary which had lots of moans about me in for taking too many coffee breaks at work and leaving her to man the helpdesk on her own. After that coffee consumption increased four fold. She was said she hated when I bought smi skimmed milk bceause she was obsessed with her weight - she had charts of her weight drawn out on daily basis from readings taken at day and night and after meals (no joke!). After reading that, semi skimmed milk became full fat creamy milk and she started buying her own soya milk!

I used to regaulary log on as root on to her Unix machine, change user to her and then set up cron tasks on the different servers at HP. All set for when I had left work and she still had a month to go.

I used to wash the loo with her tooth brush and regularly take a nice long wee in her shower gel.

Some mornings she would get up to find that somehow a pin had found its way into her bicycle tyres and as I left in my car I would wave at her as I saw her running to work!

Oh the joy! She annoyed me so much!

No apologise for breadth, depth and total area squared.
(maddave, Wed 4 May 2005, 12:30, Reply)