Petty? Sabotage!
Nottingham Trent University Clifton Site 1992 - 10 girls and 10 boys in student halls. Girls regularly take food from boys cupboards. Sabotage - Add laxative to all food on friday night. Result - 10 girls with the worst case of the shits known to man on Saturday/Sunday/Monday.

Leaving job in June 2004. Boss claimed I was untrustworthy and that nobody could believe a word I said. Refuses to write reference despite the fact that everbody else asked me not to leave. Forces me to work every weekend during notice. Sabotage - Download all upcoming project data, company pricing schedules, proceedures and policies from MD's laptop at weekend, send to all competing companies. Result - Company has not won a contract since.

Have since been back to find that office has turned into a badly managed dump, offered old job back.

Edit : Forgot MS rules wizard, create a rule that applies to all messages so that a reply is sent with an inappropriate template or permamently deletes the message. Works best with people who are easily stressed.

I am the lord of evil.
( The Beast can't help looking at womens breasts on the tube, Wed 4 May 2005, 13:08, Reply)