Where the magic never ends..
Whilst employed by a large north midlands attraction. I went through pain to fuck someone over, proper pain.

Me and my minions worked at 3D cinema. We were handing out the glasses and telling people the saftey rules i.e no food or drink in case the super evil film makes you jump and you dump it on some cunt.

I was talking to a lady and advised her that she could leave her sweets with us at the front desk and collect them afterwards. It was all nice with jokey comments such as
"oh you're not going to eat them are you?"
"oh no madam, on a diet see?" (all very jolly, cause i like chatting to the joes)
then dick flaps her fella grunted
"Yeah, looks like you could lose some pounds"
(at this point I saw out of the corner of my eye three of my team freeze and wince as I was known for my vengence on people)
"You are probably right sir. May I take your drink?"
and like the asshair he was he left me his frosty beverage cup.
He entered the show chuckling at his wit. I took his drink to a lockable store cupboard. After five mins, readers wife mag and some tissue, I carefully inserted the rough edged straw down my japs eye, extra careful to get some residue. After carefully withdrawing the straw, i removed some detrius from the outside of the straw (marvelling at the viscosity and shade) and reintroduced it to the drink and run some water down it so it was not complety clogged.

I waited my entire lunchbreak for dickpump to return and almost lost hope. But sure enough in he waddled with his sweet crunching partner. I wished him a very good day as he took three deep drafts from the straw and drained the cup, belched like the gentleman he was and left his spurs top beginning to hum in the heat.

My staff demanded I should be a manager after that cause they wanted to send complaints to me .
Bless
(1st team orc, Wed 4 May 2005, 13:14, Reply)