Done quite a few...
1) I loosened the sump plug on a Nova at college to almost open because the twunt had driven into my car the day before due to driving like a cunt. He smashed my back bumper.

Imagine my delight as he wheelspun out of the college carpark, firing the sump plug out, along with all the oil in the engine. He didn't make it out of college before the engine ceased.

2) Replacing the wiper blades on my next door neighbour's car with wire coathangers, sharpened off on the side that touches the windscreen, because the twat kept paring on my drive. He had to get the windscreen (and wipers) replaced. I wish I had been there to hear the noise.

3) Stuffing fireworks into the backbox of a chav's car who tried to shag my sister. He's never been back to see her, and she still wonders where he went.

4) Swapping the voltage switch from 240V to 110V on my sister's old AT power supplied computer, just because I felt like it. Cue her pressing the switch and then screaming at the top of her voice as the base unit goes BANG!

5) Overinflating my dad's pushbike tyres so they'd burst when he hit bumps. He aparently came off it at quite a speed and thus ended up in hospital. Oops.

6) Setting up a mate's hifi to turn on and play an inserted tape of white noise at full volume at 4:30AM Sunday. Just for the laugh.

There's more, but this is enough now.

Apologies for length.
( cuntmuffin, Wed 4 May 2005, 15:20, Reply)