database debased
Years ago, when I was a student, I had a crappy temp job, entering operator timesheets into a database for BT. My colleague who I shared the job with was a lazy good for nothing cnut, whose greatest achievement while working there was to introduce a bunch of really nasty viruses into the system from some stuff he'd downloaded off the university computers.

So, to get my revenge for his uselessness, for the last few weeks before I left I just entered loads of made-up data and obscene messages telling him what I really thought of him - in such a way that it must have taken him hours and hours to fix, if not days and days.

Even if he could have deleted the lot easily, he was left with three weeks worth of timesheets that needed to be re-entered into the system. Take that, fucker!
( smutch, Wed 4 May 2005, 18:19, Reply)