stuckkkk
I had a really tight mate, whenever he opened his wallet, the picture of the queen on his money would blink. Well, I decided this tight little bastard needed a lesson. Now this took a little planning and subterfuge, but in an unguarded moment, he lift his wallet alone, and me, already prepared for this moment, opened it, and, carefuly superglued all his folding stuff to his wallet and all his coins together. All in all it was about $50 worth of gear.


Well, he didn't open his wallet for weeks, seeming as he is a giant sponge and I was getting impatient. Until finally, on a trip to the moving pictures, his g/f showed up, and being the gent that he wasn't he offered to pay for her.

Well, his wallet opened just fine, but for the life of him, he couldn't pry the notes from the leather of the wallet. I was almost dying of laughter - then he opened the change bit of his wallet and THUNK stuck together coins fell out in one heap onto the desk thing of the ticket seller dude.

Everyone saw the funny side except for my tightwad mate.
(i enjoy licking 9V batteries, Thu 5 May 2005, 6:23, Reply)