School, work and uni. Nothing changes
School, usual fire alarms etc, dropping people in it. the best one was the old Design and Technology machinery, leaving a key in a lathe so at 3000rpm the key would fly out and smash into the safty screen, totaling it,harmless but expensive.Re-adjusting the milling machine up by .1 mm which would put everyones work out by .1mm and also be impossible to realign without and engineer(needed 3 of us to lift it and he had a cray little jip specially for it)

Work, in a garden centre we used to cut little holes in the compost so it trailed all the way up to the tills.
Where the till bitches would have to clean all the floors and when we were aske about it, 'those damn little kids etc'.


Uni, ether explosions and general ether highs etc, nothing heavy.
In halls we had these crappy celings with foam tiles that slid out, so the usual milk, fish and condoms.
AND FINALLY stealling my flatmates milk, cos he ate all my mushrooms, and then making up to the mark with mould from a potatoe and laxtives.

its long but hey i'm a dick

ED: mushrooms = the magic variety
(Bored, Thu 5 May 2005, 8:21, Reply)