Petty SabotageI once put magnets on my brothers collection of ZX81 cassettes, so when he attempted to play them, they were full of errors and yet apparently undamaged. Can you beat that? Tell us your tales of petty sabotage.
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chthonic, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:59)
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Another one....In first year university in Liverpool I lived next door to a cunt. Basically, he was a politics student who played music and smoked weed from the hours of 6pm to 6am, meaning I got no sleep, no fun, and was groggy all the time.
In week 4 everybody got issued with rape alarms. Being a 16 stone at the time, and generally quite imposing (read 'ugly'), I felt that I didn't need one.
The alarms worked by pulling a string, then emits a piercing alarm, that would wake John Paul II. These alarms last for days on end.
As we were in catered halls at the time, my next door neighbour (being a fat fuckface) used to go twice. He used to leave his door unlocked too.
Cue the rape alarm hidden in his weed stash. Being the lazy fucker, he got one of the porters to 'search his room for the noise'.
Porters found the weed. Bye bye shitty fuckface of a politics student.
(, Thu 5 May 2005, 11:42, Reply)
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