A couple of years ago
I was on university placement, and had a new Brummie housemate who I'd not met before. I needed a way to break the ice, so the next natural step seemed to be to order him a free online porn catalogue (I was addicted to finding free samples on the web at the time).

Following weekend, I go away on my travels, and said housemate's mother calls by with the rest of his furniture that couldn't be delivered in the first batch. Queue him opening his "discrete packaging" right in front of his mother full of delights that seemed to tend towards the BDSM end of the market.

It ended up being a fun two years that involved me stealing his car and parking it in various places from time to time to keep him on his toes.

I also like hiding in people's cupboards just before they come home so when they get to their rooms in a house they think is empty, I can jump out and cause actual bladder related incidents, but that's another question of the week.

There was no need for this sabotage, but I just get bored otherwise.
( ma0sm, Thu 5 May 2005, 12:23, Reply)