Ooh, I got one
This one time, when I was in the cadets, we were at this summer camp, and we had to go canoeing. I thought I'd be left at the barracks as I got this fear of being underwater. The training sargeant made me fall in twice. Bastard. Anyhow, some Royal Engineers came down to show us how to make rafts. The sarge picked me to be on his team so he could tease me about not being able to swim. So I make sure this boat won't make it all the way back. All the boats are having a race when suddenly our raft falls apart. I sat on the jetty thing watching several of my good friends and this bastard of a soldier falling in the water as the raft slowly disintergrated. My only regret is not taking pictures....
( Captain Tripps is your taxloss lover from Liverpool, Thu 5 May 2005, 14:51, Reply)