Petty SabotageI once put magnets on my brothers collection of ZX81 cassettes, so when he attempted to play them, they were full of errors and yet apparently undamaged. Can you beat that? Tell us your tales of petty sabotage.
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chthonic, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:59)
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Who's sorry now?!I spent two days upgrading a friends PC and the tight bastard didn’t give me anything – no money, no beer, no thank you, etc.
So I called in on his 74 year old mum and got her very drunk.
When she passed out I seized the opportunity of some "fingering explorations" as well as inserting a frozen can of shaving foam in her back passage.
Went around his house afterwards and said “Here, smell my fingers. That’s your mum that is”.
But he wasn’t in.
Just wait until the shaving foam thaws out though – they’ll be unable to get access to the back yard for days!!
(, Thu 5 May 2005, 15:15, Reply)
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