Boarding School...
Aged 14, a friend from another boarding house made a sportsman's bet with me that i couldn't kung-fu kick the wall down. The resulting hole was about a foot in diameter. And he footed the bill for me (the excuse for the housemaster was that he 'fell over into the wall'). They still don't know it was me.

Usual auto-correct pranks, changing 'the' to 'the fuckers'. Poor bugger almost managed to change them all back when proofreading his Geography essay, but still handed it in saying 'in India the fuckers have little or no sanitation'.

After an end-of-term's drinking, deposit all beer cans in sleeping friend's room.

Stink bombs.

The most recent sabotage was on a raid of the lower year at the end of term. Instead of charging in as usual, we organised an aquatic attack. Cue many, many plastic cups full of water on edge of Vth form beds, on latters, across floors. Then make a noise, one of them stirrs, knocks water on self. Wakes others. They climb down, walk around. By now water is everywhere. Only then do we charge :D That fight went on for hours...
(Mr_Jums, Thu 5 May 2005, 17:08, Reply)