A friend no longer
Last year at uni a friend of mine went to America, where he changed for the very worst, he was away for about six months and upon his return we found he had turned into a complete nobber. He had become some sort of eco-warrior/musician but was too busy smoking weed/bitching about stuff to be any use to any environmental groups/the rock world, anyhoo.

He used to turn up at my house sporadically without any notice or in fact being invited.
He would then demand the sole use of the sofa for sleeping/living on for days on end
and took it upon himself to get a load of drug dealers round to buy/borrow narcotics off.
One of the afore mentioned drug dealers eventually ended up robbing lots of stuff from the front room, but that is a different story.

The main point is we became so annoyed at his twunkish behaviour that we used to ignore all of his calls and pretend not to be in whenever he came round and made a point of not talking to him when he and his brother came to visit us in the pub (his older brother is a year or to older and completely normal and a nice person).

All of his/my friends before he left continued to do this thinking that he would eventually snap out of it and become a nice person again.


He hasn't and was working on a hemp plantation/commune in Hickton, Iowa the last I heard.

Very petty thing to do over him becoming a twunk but he did deserve it.


Haha, no apologies for length, girth bla bla bla
(A bit Manchester, Thu 5 May 2005, 17:16, Reply)