Petty SabotageI once put magnets on my brothers collection of ZX81 cassettes, so when he attempted to play them, they were full of errors and yet apparently undamaged. Can you beat that? Tell us your tales of petty sabotage.
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chthonic, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:59)
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A night on the lash...and on the way home, I needed a piss.
Creeping into an alleyway which had front doors and flats, I decided it wouldn't be the done thing to splish, splash, splosh my urine all over someone's doorstep or pee into a basement flat.
The solution? A handy moped, which had a non-lockable petrol cap. So with precision micturation and a high pressure bladder, I filled the tank up.
Forward a few weeks and at a party I heard this girl loudly complaining that it had cost her £50 to repair her moped as "some fucking bastard pissed in the tank."
(, Fri 6 May 2005, 11:09, Reply)
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