Petty SabotageI once put magnets on my brothers collection of ZX81 cassettes, so when he attempted to play them, they were full of errors and yet apparently undamaged. Can you beat that? Tell us your tales of petty sabotage.
(
chthonic, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:59)
« Go Back
One dayI got angry with filly that I had been bonking so proceeded to tamper with her oscillating sex aid. Armed with the secret weapons of chocolate, a nail file and 22.5 inches of red from the pick and mix I rigged the thing to blow. My handywork was undetectable as she fondled its purple rubberyness, and with a certain degree of numbskullery she jammed it in her pastrami curtains.
Success I cried as the motor roared into life and drove the weapon of sodomy right up inside her. Quick as a flash I grabbed a 2 by 4 and nailed it between her legs so the bomb was hidden away inside. The resulting explosion triggered a fanny fart so powerful she travelled right round the moon and off into a black hole.
It would be the last time a wench would even think of trying to outsmart this genius of fox like quality.
(, Fri 6 May 2005, 15:03, Reply)
« Go Back