Ass Biscuit
I know some of my friends read B3ta, and theres a high chance the victim will read this, but oh well...

Theres a guy in our group called Adam. Funny guy, but so easy to play pranks on. Theres no real revenge or sabotage here, but its a good laugh non the less.
The first pretty bad prank was taking a biscuit, viciously rubbing it along my ass, and replacing it one biscuit down in the pack. I kept hold of the top one, and munched it merrily, reassuring him the biscuits were "clean". He ate the whole thing before we exploded with laughter. Many many minor pranks later, we are out in town drinking cocktails. Adam leaves us his layered Red, yellow red cocktail, and goes for a piss. He comes back, and now has a murky green cocktail - "we couldnt resist mate, we mixed both layers, sorry". At first he was untrusting, but he soon drank the delicious cocktail. It was not until afterwards we releaved it was actually cleaning shit from a rag behind the bar, mixed with pint dregs, and the shite out the ash tray. How we laughed.

He regularly informs me that he's going to get me back, and when he does i "will cry. Cry and bleed!"

Edit - Just remembered, we, like many other B3tans got some headed not paper from out sixth form and typed him out an official letter and snuck it into the regsiter to be delivered to him during afternoon registration. It informed him he had been rejected as his personal hygiene was poor.
(Nyphur, Sat 7 May 2005, 17:36, Reply)