Toilets
One of my friends, Michael, is particularly good with words. He also like pranks, but unlike most, he puts some thought into it, I think he finds that putting disgusting things in peoples food/drink and other such pranks too easy. Many letters have been written by this guy, including the one to the Sun's Dear Deardrie column that basically said "I came home from uni for christmas and got my sister pregnant" and the one to his best mate saying that he had been chosen to go on who wants to be a millionaire if he could answer the question "how much is that doggy in the window?"

My favourite of these kind of pranks was when we were still at sixth form. We were discussing how one of our friends goes to the toilet WAY too often, like once per hour, and we thought it would be funny to embarass her with a prank. Cut to the sixth form computer room, where Michael, me and a couple others are writing a note for the toilets. This note read something like "Due to the expected water shortages, the school is putting a limit on toilet usage. You may only go twice a day, and you must ask Mrs. Minshall [head of sixth form] before you use the toilets. This means you Rebecca Robins! [the friend]"

This was stuck on the toilet door. We actually got a fairly accurate forge of our head of sixth form's signature on the bottom. Most people looked, laughed, then entered the toilets. Our friend, who's poor bladder control is only matched by her poor temper control, flew right off the handle. The funnyest bit, though, is one of the popular girls, the one we all really hated I might add, took it seriously and actually asked the head of sixth form to use the toilet, at which point the notes were removed from the toilet doors. The head of sixth form was not amused, although our head of year found it pretty funny.
( Styxx hates when people talk in the third person, Sat 7 May 2005, 18:52, Reply)