Petty SabotageI once put magnets on my brothers collection of ZX81 cassettes, so when he attempted to play them, they were full of errors and yet apparently undamaged. Can you beat that? Tell us your tales of petty sabotage.
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chthonic, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:59)
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turkey turkey turkeyWhen I was nine, my mother and I moved in with her new partner, who was a rich, fat, loud, dirty, hairy, smelly, greedy malfeasance of a man.
He knew I liked the muesli. He didn't want to share the muesli. He actually -hid- the muesli on a shelf above my eye level, behind the oats. But I found them.
Festering dead bush turkey in the back yard, full of squirmy things, which I chopped up into little pieces and mixed into the muesli!
Not bad for a youngin...
(, Sun 8 May 2005, 11:59, Reply)
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