bloody Mopeds.
A guy at work used to ride a little scooter. the 50cc hunk of poo used to rasp past us all the time, and would be parked there when we finally got to work. We hated him for it.

Every now and then I used to take soft Pencil, take off the spark-plug lead, and draw a thin graphite line from top of the Spark-plug contact to the bottom of it, and then Replace spark-plug lead.

The electrickery takes the shortest route, and graphite is defineately a tempting route for high-voltage/low-ampage stuff. Does the poop-scoopter fire up at the end of the day? does it bollocks.

Ha! Try and kick-start that!! each time I did it, he could be seen on his knees takig out the spark-plug and checking it all over, and inadvertently wiping off the graphite. It'd work right after that.

He sold it last year because it "kept on fouling the spark plug"

Try it today... I suggest a really SOFT pencil.

I would like to thanks SniffPetrol dot com for thier "piss off a scooter-rider today" campaign: You inspired me.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 9 May 2005, 12:22, Reply)