Petty SabotageI once put magnets on my brothers collection of ZX81 cassettes, so when he attempted to play them, they were full of errors and yet apparently undamaged. Can you beat that? Tell us your tales of petty sabotage.
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chthonic, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:59)
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Am so sooorrryyyy - notUsed to work in on off licence and got pissed off with customers wandering in for a chocolate bar etc and not booze. I did the following for 4 years :
Maltesers - I would pop half of them between my fingers in the bag so when you opened it you got malteser dust
Polo Mints - I would bang them repeatedly on the desk to shatter them all so when you opened the pack they collapsed.
Kettle chips - i made little holes in the bottoms of the bag so they went stale in the pack
Pringles - I kicked the shit out the boxes so the crisps broke
Caramel, Mars, Snickers - I would store by the heater so the insides melted
I then upgraded to when customers asked if i "had something cold" eg beer, champagne, I would go out the back and shake the bottles vigourously before bringing it out front and selling it
To anyone who bought any of the following from the old wine merchants on Wandsworth Common I could say I'm sorry , but Nah!
I don't think the retail sector suited me....
(, Tue 10 May 2005, 17:34, Reply)
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