Petty SabotageI once put magnets on my brothers collection of ZX81 cassettes, so when he attempted to play them, they were full of errors and yet apparently undamaged. Can you beat that? Tell us your tales of petty sabotage.
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chthonic, Wed 4 May 2005, 10:59)
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"I Love A Party With a Happy Atmosphere!"My favourite bit of psycho-warfare, yours to cut out and keep!
You will need:
1 x Old-school 50p-for-7-plays pub juke box
1 x 50p
1 x shit holiday song by Russ Abbot
1 x other pub
1 x excuse to pop out for 20 minutes
Method:
When mates can't see you, detour to juke box. Put 50p in juke box. Select Russ Abbot song seven times. Return to seat. Note pained expressions of fellow drinkers as shit song first plays. Make excuse and leave - buying cigs is a good call at this point. Return to pub as shit Russ Abbot song plays for the 7th time. Observe reduced number of customers in pub.
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no cake for the impuritay Patrick Stewart hasn't aged since, Wed 11 May 2005, 13:33,
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