PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Foodie PhobiasOne of my closest friends has a phobia about fried eggs. Now, any reasonable pub you go to is guaranteed to have a menu showing the offending foodstuff as part of an all day breakfast offering. All you have to do is hold the menu up, point to the egg and she starts wretching. It's the easiest and most fun way of winning any arguement I've ever found.
Going one better I know a guy who once had an horrendous food poisoning incident involving some bad salmon so now, and this is no exaggeration, all you have to do is say the word 'salmon' and he vomits! Obviously we treat this sensitively, not wanting to upset or injure the poor man. Do we bollocks. We've got our own barfcannon!
"Ready. Aim. Salmon. Fire!" It is, without a doubt, the most fun I've ever had!
I'm going to hell aren't I?
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Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:53,
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HasYour mate ever heard 'The Salmon Dance' by the Chemical Brothers?
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OoooooooooohWhy no he hasn't. But I think he should. Very, very soon!
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Gleeballs is mostly made out of chocolate and hate., Thu 10 Apr 2008, 18:11,
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^ ^get video.....blackmail is fun
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flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Fri 11 Apr 2008, 2:55,
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