Bleagh
Sick. As in vomit.
I hate being sick (when you reach that bit where it feels like it will never end), and have managed not to throw up in about four or five years. Quite a feat.
I will go to any lengths to avoid being sick. Usually just sitting up straight swallowing lots and drinking water.

I also hate othr people being sick as it makes me feel extremely ill. I will even run out of a party if someone merely says "Pass me the bucket!"



Also, my brother makes this noise like eegleeegleeegleeegl that makes me scream and run away in absolute terror. Dunno why. Just does.
(CakeCat, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:12, 5 replies)

Oh yes.
I'd forgotten about that one. Fortunately I've been rather too drunk the last few times I've been sick so I don't remember it. But other people up-chucking? Damn that's enough to get me sympathy gypping/gipping
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:29, closed)

Snap.
Parenthood and various "hilarious" booze-related incidents have seen me cleaning up more steaming puddles than I care to remember. I can do poo (human and animal), wee (likewise), blood, bodyparts (mostly animal as I believe Traffic Wardens and poor people don't count) etc without a quiver. I can clean up my own vomit no problem, although I wouldn't recommend it as a hobby.

I just can't do other people's puke.


And my dear lady Wiff makes a sort of sinusy 'gnoc' noise in her sleep that simultaneously makes me want to rip her jugular out with my teeth and puke.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:32, closed)

Emetophobia
I haven't thrown up in YEARS because I'm a big scared baby.

Neither has Charlie Brooker - www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/jan/14/comment.charliebrooker
( XCDinglyGoodCakes looks like we've got ourselves a reader, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:45, closed)

But it feels so good
When you're feeling rough and the ole stomach is rumbling, a good 10-15 session praising the porcelain gods leaves you feeling much much better, not ready to commit to world domination better, but hiding with a duvet wrapped around you is now mearly an excuse better.

It's a bit like the feeling of taking a massive dump when you just really need to go.
(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 16:47, closed)

My dog boked at 1am this morning
and cleaning it almost made me boke too. She gave a repeat performance at 3am. Not talking about some little dog here - she weighs what I did aged 20.
(chase, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 16:40, closed)