Pigeons
I'm ashamed to admit that I'm scared - nay, terrified of pigeons.

The reasoning behind this is stupid as I didn't used to be - an ex of mine (crazy psycho whack job lesbian freakshow croca-dilly-pig) was afraid of them which, unfortunately transferred to me.

It's not specifically the bird itself I'm afraid of, it's the fact that they will probably fly into your face - I mean they'll fly at you in that menacing way and try to eat your face.

Ok, I'm not **that** frightened of them, but they're freakishly freaky with a shade of freakiness to them....

I'll add a caveat in to this and say that it's those town pigeons I'm afraid of - Wood pigeon is different as it's yummy :D
(james_tiger_woods is going to start his killing spree on the, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:45, 4 replies)

Yeah
I'm not that fond of pigeons as well as seagulls. I'm not as scared of pigeons as I am of seagulls, but it does come pretty close, the shitty cooing cunts.
( Mike Fishcake teamfishcake.co.uk - better than your mum's face, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:47, closed)

I had one of
Those bastards fly into my face as I was talking to a friend, in the street, in Houndslow.

Its wing went in my mouth, as I was talking, so I managed to bite down on the greasy, dusty feathers...

I quickly vomited.
( Cawl, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:50, closed)

I have a pair of wood Pigeons building a nest in my 30ft conifer
they are lovely and very graceful, they make cute cooing noises and I expect I will hear mini tweets soon
( Mrs.Sp@m, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:51, closed)

Kaol!
Care to start our own Sand and Pigeons support group? We could call it SaP Support...

I too was hit in the face by a nasty town pigeon and a French one at that. It literally slapped me as it swooped arrogantly past and twatted me in the face with it's minging wing. Bleugh.
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:56, closed)