PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Along came a Spider...I'm sure that loads and loads of people are going to say Spiders. And you know what, I'm scared of spiders too.
But what really gets to me, what really makes my blood run cold and freezes the marrow in my bones, is the kind of person who (while you're cowering in the corner frantically scrabbling at the wall to find a way out while the spider looks at you with hungry eyes) says:
"It's more afraid of you that you are of it."
No.
No it isn’t. Anything with 8 fucking legs and 8 fucking eyes is fucking fearless. I’ve seen spiders run towards me when I’m trying to catch them in a glass. The weave webs across doors to try and catch humans - the ultimate spider buffet. They’re persistent, wholly evil malevolent fuckers and I hate them.
I know it's irrational, and I know that there would be flies and bugs everywhere were it not for the humble spider... But why do they have to live in my house?
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:53,
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Couldn't.........agree with you more. Orrible little buggers.
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The Pollitt chooses to listen to Enya on, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 14:57,
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they live in your housebecause they like you and want to be your friends (they are also hoping youll let their clown friends move in
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