PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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Dementia/Alzheimers/Going WibbleFor once seriously, this really scares the shit out of me. I've seen close and loved relatives reduced to shadows of their former selves, in the ultimate indignity of the Terminally Vague and Dribbly Ward.
Fuck that for a game of soldiers.
If or when I start wearing my underpants on my head (by accident), become incontinent when alcohol is not a factor, or just change the channel from Reality FM, then it's time for me to have a shotgun 'accident'. No fucking way I'm going to stick around as a drooling dement, forcing my nearest and dearest to ruin their own lives to care for whatever remains of my personality.
The disadvantage of this plan is that I might get too confused ('nutjob' is how I describe it, but apparently that's non PC) to realise that I'm talking to the pixies, so I'm relying on the Mrs chucking an electric fire on my bollocks when I'm in the bath.
(, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:07, 1 reply)
^^I've decided to leave an instruction manual for myself in case I start losing my mind. This is so my future senile self can view instructions for what to do if he becomes depressed, bored or whatever.
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mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 17:35,
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