Phobias
What gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
( , Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
What gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
( , Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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God, they were brilliant
In a 'don't go outside kids, cos you're all GOING TO DIE' kind of way.
I reckon that the people behind them were secretly engaged in developing games console technology, so that when the ads had run their natural course, children would take to the comfort of their own bedrooms and grow morbidly obese, safe in the knowledge that if they were going to die it would at least be of their own inertia rather than getting murdered by Alvin Stardust on a busy road by a deep and stagnant lake.
And breath, and click.
( , Thu 10 Apr 2008, 19:11, Reply)
In a 'don't go outside kids, cos you're all GOING TO DIE' kind of way.
I reckon that the people behind them were secretly engaged in developing games console technology, so that when the ads had run their natural course, children would take to the comfort of their own bedrooms and grow morbidly obese, safe in the knowledge that if they were going to die it would at least be of their own inertia rather than getting murdered by Alvin Stardust on a busy road by a deep and stagnant lake.
And breath, and click.
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