PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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WASPS'The skinheads of the insect world'
Aaaarrrgggh, horrible little fuckers, what purpose do they serve? Causing pain to people. At least bees have the good grace to die. And make honey. The sight of a wasp makes me squeal like a girl and run in the opposite direction. Being stuck in a car with one is my idea of utter hell. I fucking hate them. The one and only time I summoned the courage to try and kill one, it was on my lounge window and I put my hand through and ended up in hospital for weeks. Little yellow and black CUNTS. It just made my fear even worse.
Oh and heights. Even a small ladder will make me freak out and get dizzy. But things like rollercoasters are OK. I've figured out that it's to do with control: if I'm in charge and if any stumble means I plummet to my doom….that sets me off and I can barely move and have to be talked into coming down. But as long as I've got support (I'm strapped in, or there is a rail/wall), I'm OK. My missus once had to coax me down a massive long pathway cut into the side of a cliff in Capri in Italy - it started off wide and a gradual incline, but soon became a nightmare of broken steps and sheer drops. It took 2 hours for us to get down :(
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click!just for the amazing rant on wasps. :D
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i was stuck in a car with a wasp onceit stung me on the arse. i was only about 7. i screamed at my granddad "stop the car!" before leaping out and hopping about all over the grass verge. fuck, it hurt.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Apr 2008, 13:19,
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