PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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BirdPhonesI have an irrational fear of making phone calls - I worry intensely that I will say something stupid, or that the person on the other end of the line will hate me or something.
Seagulls also scare the living shit out of me. They look so evil...
And also cats - but only sometimes.
And you know that noise when you either dig in sand with a metal spade or drag a spade across concrete or stone? I want to rip my ears out when I hear that, and for some reason I always imagine myself biting the spade. I think it has something to do with cement and builders, as you get both the sounds when you are making cement...
(, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 0:59, 1 reply)
cat fear...IMPORTANT BIT FOR THOSE WHO DISLIKE CATS:
People who hate cats invariably complain that if they are in a room with other people and a cat comes in, the cat makes a beeline for them. This is because subconsciously they tend to look away from the cat and narrow their eyes. THIS IS A MAJOR COME ON TO A CAT. Cats don’t like direct eye contact with strangers - its a challenge, so the poor bugger that can't stand cats is unwittingly sending out nice "come to me I’m all submissive and want you to rub yourself on me" messages.
this is also usefull to know if you come across an agressive dog - you must avoid direct eye contact, appear submissive and back away slowly, NEVER RUN. if all else fails and you think you are about to be attacked ourstretch your arms making yourself seem as big as possible, roar and scream as agressively as you can and hope the bugger backs down long enough for you to get out of the way. forget this with pitpulls, they're fucking nuts. and remember that high pitched noises tend to set rottweilers and dobermans off, thats why so many young kids get attacked. its the high pitched squealing, especially from little girls.
BTW - I don’t trust people who don’t like cats, as a good rule of thumb 9 out of 10 people who said they don’t like cats turn out to be cunts, FACT!
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spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 10:31,
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