cat fear...
Rooroorasputins post made me think of this. Mrs spimf sells stuff to vets so she knows a bit about animal behaviour, also I sometimes get to play with cool toys like endoscopes and electro surgery kits (that’s the sort thing they use in 'Face Off' to cut the erm faces off, laser cutting devices in fact tend to be 'closed' like calipers and are only used for small incisons) only problem being is that in real life electro surgery units also cauterize (burn) as they cut so you'd be fucked trying to stitch the face back on, anyway i digress...

IMPORTANT BIT FOR THOSE WHO DISLIKE CATS:

People who hate cats invariably complain that if they are in a room with other people and a cat comes in, the cat makes a beeline for them. This is because subconsciously they tend to look away from the cat and narrow their eyes. THIS IS A MAJOR COME ON TO A CAT. Cats don’t like direct eye contact with strangers - its a challenge, so the poor bugger that can't stand cats is unwittingly sending out nice "come to me I’m all submissive and want you to rub yourself on me" messages.

this is also usefull to know if you come across an agressive dog - you must avoid direct eye contact, appear submissive and back away slowly, NEVER RUN. if all else fails and you think you are about to be attacked ourstretch your arms making yourself seem as big as possible, roar and scream as agressively as you can and hope the bugger backs down long enough for you to get out of the way. forget this with pitpulls, they're fucking nuts. and remember that high pitched noises tend to set rottweilers and dobermans off, thats why so many young kids get attacked. its the high pitched squealing, especially from little girls.

BTW - I don’t trust people who don’t like cats, as a good rule of thumb 9 out of 10 people who said they don’t like cats turn out to be cunts, FACT!
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 10:10, 4 replies)

Somehow
I don't think you'll get many people arguing with you on the fluffy kitten addicted B3ta.

Aggressive attacking dogs also change their behaviour INSTANTLY when shot at close range in the head. Spooky, almost*.

Not a lot of use in everyday urban life, admittedly, unless you live somewhere where going habitually tooled-up is considered normal. Texas, South Efricka, Nottingham,Yemen to name but a few**.






*Not really.
** See? Didn't mention Glesga at all**
(osok Rebel without a clue, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 11:35, closed)

pitbulls
i always find a massive kick to the head stops dogs attacking - actually ive never been attacked by a dog or kicked one, but thats my first port of call if it ever happens
(pogo_it, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 11:55, closed)

yes but no but...
if you shoot a pitpull in the heed in nottingham all that happens is it's crack dealer owner decorates your spleen with his glock

which is frankly quite tiresome*

* i like the word tiresome, it's quite close to threesome

mmmm threesome
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 11:56, closed)

nottingham
see this is why derby is better, less glockated spleens, seriously though it is the only reason, i mean over here i have to put up with Rams fans, im nevere wearing my fluffy whit fleece again!
(pogo_it, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 11:59, closed)