Those damned wasps again - but I have a reason!
So I hate buzzy flying things anyway. A silent fly is an irritation, a buzzing one creates raw fear. A buzzing one which violently stings administers nothing but sheer blood curdling terror!

Wasp Sting Number 1. I was a wee nipper, painting in school. When i suddenly felt something drop into my hair. I thought someone had flicked paint at me. So i go to pull it out and find a barely live wasp clinging on. It had just enough energy left to administer a lovely STING. ARGHHH!

Wasp Sting Number 2. Some years later. I get out of the bath and put my pyjamas on. A few minutes later I go to get my bag to do my homework. When all of a sudden STING!! ARGHHHHH. Right right right next to where the sun don't shine. I had no idea what was going off until i dived into the bathroom and one of the fuckers flew out of my long johns. For months afterwards I would have a frenzy fit of smashing clothes around the room and checking them before I put anything on.

Wasp Sting Number 3. Was in a shop one day buying something, put my hand in my pocket and suddenly STING ARGHHHH!!! One of those fuckers had crawled in there. I guess to try and steal my change.

Wasp Sting Number 4. Just walking back into work after a liquid lunch when all of a sudden STING ARGHHHH!!! WTF?? I felt my neck inflaming. 2cm from my wind pipe a wasp had dropped onto me and was on the inside of my shirt collor.


So yes I HATE them. They strike when you least expect it. Wasps arent confined to obvious places, like theme parks rummaging round bins. No! They come at you out of season, at night and in the comfort of your own home.

Watch out, Waspys about. Watch out Waspys about? You better watch out.. coz Waspys about!
(Miggyman, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:48, Reply)