Gah!
I have a phobia that I'll be unable to think up any more stories or even remember any interesting anecdotes from my life.


Bugger.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:50, 16 replies)

mmm. Bugger indeed.
*fnarr fnarr*
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:51, closed)

Don't worry!
You can always spend time on here correcting our spelling and punctuation : )
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:51, closed)

BGB
I think it would be rude of me to point out individual's errors in their spelling and punctuation - that's why I mentioned it in general terms.

I am a general grammar nazi.

Hopefully this means that PJM can make me in charge of the armed forces.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:54, closed)

Or writing
Vaguely-connected erotica.
( Cawl, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:55, closed)

Hmm...
Your mission should you choose to accept it: Faux-womble-porn extravaganza.
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:57, closed)

I'm so torn...
'Lesbo-Jen of the toilet cubicle' made some fantastic reading, but deflating an unwelcome tumescence in an open-plan office is troublesome and potentially embarrassing.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:58, closed)

Anyhow!
I feel that answers on qotw are cyclical and often come round again.

Plus we are still have experiences that will probably be apt for relaying in future qotws.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:58, closed)

Womble Porn! Womble Porn!
that is all
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 14:58, closed)

Womble Porn
Heeheeheeheehee!

Hmm....I'm tempted.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:02, closed)

^^^ *sings*
"Under my plastic mac, dangling free..."
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:06, closed)

Wimbledon common!
Gay womble porn.
( girlinthehole, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:07, closed)

Hmm
I'm off now to go and fling myself up a wall...I shall consider this 'mission' and return forthwith tomorrow with a duly penned missive.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:12, closed)

..
... As Tobermoray gently edged his fuzzy cock deeper in between Orinoco's hairy buttocks, he felt the gently pucker of the young womble's anus dialate and grant him entry.

The kindly old Womble that he was he then reached around and grasped the base of Orinoco's twitching member as he started to thrust. "Uncle Bulgaria will want you later" he rasped into his ear...

The sound of the other Wombles singing the Wombling song outside made them change rythm, and Tobermoray thrust home in time to the verse...

In the shadows of the corner of the room Madame Chaulet watched Tobermoray's exposed rear end while menacingly rubbing butter into the shaft of her rolling pin....


Naah.. That's too wierd... Womble porn is probably a bad thing. I shall refrain...
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:16, closed)

^^
I don't like womble porn any more. Make it go away
(Bazongaloid, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:34, closed)

Urgh - nasty
In M&S stylee:
Not just trampy womble pron, This is freaky, sadistic, sinister womble pron...
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 15:48, closed)

Okay....
I think it will have to be only tangentially about The Wombles....but I'll write some light porn to keep you all entertained tomorrow.

That way tomorrow can become Porn Tuesday so we're all ready for Wanking Wednesday.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:12, closed)