Not sure this counts...
But I have a phobia of being pinned down and fucked up the ass by a gorilla.
(Whizzer, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 22:31, 7 replies)

a more freelance, non-pinned-down gorilla-fucking scenario would be okay then?
( writerblock ... embedding disabled by request on, Mon 14 Apr 2008, 23:18, closed)

they only have tiny cocks.
When it happens, your wrists and neck will probably hurt more than your bot-bot.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:06, closed)

when that happens in real life
(eg zoo animals who get used to humans and think that they're other gorillas) they have to put the animal down. Hence the expression "hung like a gorilla."

:)
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 2:18, closed)

So long as...
... they don't finger you first, you should be fine...

Those bastards have fat'n rough fingers...

Hmm.. "Sorry I'm late, I was being fisted by a gorilla"
( Humpty Dumpty was Pushed Is unaware of having any limits., Tue 15 Apr 2008, 8:22, closed)

Pointless research
Why do they spend so much time and money teaching these so-called intelligent primates to do pointless things like count and use spanners, or (like in Project X) fly nuclear bombers??

Surely a much more useful training would be to teach gorillas how to correctly administer and apply rohypnol and joy-jelly. I'm sure that it would go a great distance toward improving inter-species relations. Humans would be much less likely to slaughter and disinhabitate these apes if it were realised that they can be gentle and considerate lovers.
(Greencloud Wanted to go fishing on, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 9:27, closed)

Whizzer
I think if we replaced 'phobia' with 'fantasy' we might be closer to the truth. ;-)
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 15 Apr 2008, 10:18, closed)

clarification needed
do you mean:

1. pinned down by a gorilla and fucked up the ass by the same gorrilla

or

2. pinned down by some other person(s) or gorilla(s) and fucked up the ass by a gorilla

or

3. a gang of gorilla's who want to take it in turns

or

given that as it has been already pointed out above that gorillas have a penis probably similar in size to jim davidsons member. ergo. the worst case scenario would be being pinned down by jim davidson egging on a gorilla wearing an eyewateringly large strap on. the gorilla being particularly aggressive due to the barage of 'traditional comedy' being shat out by davidson.

just a thought
( spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 16:41, closed)