PhobiasWhat gives you the heebie-jeebies?
It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*
Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.
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chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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I have a matewho has always had a problem with facial hair. His stubble could never be designer, unless the designer was one armed and blind. His whiskers were odd lenths, odd colours, basically his face was a right mess.
His solution to this was scary. (well i found it so). His shaving routine was meticulous, but that wasn't enough. After electolysis for a few years he finally achieved his aim of a chin the condition of a babies bum - and a particularly hairless one at that.
He then found a particularly creative wig-maker, who could fashion him a chin-rug so that he could be one of the boys. Just the sight of him in one of these face-borne monstrosities, even the thought of the sight of them made me come out in a cold sweat.
In fact, you could say I had a faux-beard phobia...
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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Tue 15 Apr 2008, 22:09,
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to be fairthat groan is all it deserved
I've got something to rival yours for next week ;)
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ogwen69 has returned from Reddit, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 22:50,
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