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What gives you the heebie-jeebies?

It's a bit strong to call this a phobia, but for me it's the thought of biting into a dry flannel. I've no idea why I'd ever want to or even get the opportunity to do so, seeing as I don't own one, but it makes my teeth hurt to think about it. *ewww*

Tell us what innocent things make you go pale, wobbly and send shivers down your spine.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 10 Apr 2008, 13:34)
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I'm scared of reaching 4pm on a Wednesday...
And then finding I can't "perform".
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:08, 10 replies)
ooh
that WOULD be a problem!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:13, closed)
Yeah...
And the more I worry about it, the worse it gets.

I think some calming words from the Friggin' Messiah would help.
See, it's not all glory starting a religion.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:15, closed)
If you can't perform on your own
I'll give you a hand...?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:20, closed)
But the rules
Are that it has be "self" abuse.
We can't go messing this up.

I'll have to sink a couple of extra drinks at lunchtime, then I'll be anyone's :s
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:22, closed)
You mean that watching me fwap
wouldn't turn you on enough to perform?

*cries*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:23, closed)
Get a grip, Brother Kaol!
and sing Hymn No. 69:

Relax don't do it
When you want to go to it
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
Relax don't do it
When you want to come
When you want to come

(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:25, closed)
*sigh of relief*
*goes back to being scared of the police car that had yellow squares on it that he saw driving to work this morning*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:27, closed)
I may be too busy to prostrate and fiddle with myself at 4pm.
Can I have a special dispensation to give me leave to flick the bean at 5.30. I'll rub especaily hard in penance for my lack of forward planning.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 10:52, closed)
^
granted.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:08, closed)
^Thanks
You are indeed a benevolent leader and hot mama!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:11, closed)

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