I was worried
about them for a while after I saw a story on TV.
It was about a kid who used to pleasure himself by sitting on the water inlet at the bottom of the pool. One day, when engaged in said activity, he stood up to find that something had reached up from the inlet and grabbed him by the rectum ... or so it appeared. In his panic and using his remaining breath - he bent down and chewed through the limb that was threatening to doom this young man. With great effort, he made his way through, floated to the surface, and spluttering like a morris minor filled with unleaded, hauled himself onto the side of the pool.

Once out, he could see the pool was full of what looked like blood. His cries had been heard by a member of his family and he was rushed to hospital.
After emergency surgery, and still a bit groggy, he came round to be given the explanation for his ordeal.

What had attached him to the bottom of the pool was his rectum. He had chewed through his own 4 foot long prolapse to avoid a rather nasty watery grave and the doctors had cleaned up the lacerations and sewn what was left of his lower intesting into place.

I swim now, but it was a good few years before I'd go anywhere near the bottom of the pool.
( Far Out Slave last ate at, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 11:30, Reply)