I have a new fear...


The Volkswagen Priapus.
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 16:56, 8 replies)

Wow!
Two of my favourite things fused together.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:06, closed)

The attention to detail is astonishing
They've even got the 'sticky up' vein on the shaft down to a tee.
I wonder if it has the ability to ejaculate foam all over the vehicle in front?
(Vic Flange, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:18, closed)

Hehe
It would work better if it were a Porsche 911.

Or a Mitsubishi Shogun
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:19, closed)

An effective deterrent
to 50 foot woman attacks
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:35, closed)

Yay!
Someone direct CHCB to this for her next trip to Mongolia!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 17:45, closed)

@ Baw bag
Well I'm 5'11 and it wouldn't put me off.
( girlinthehole, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 18:04, closed)

hahaha
but imagine if it was travelling at speeds exceeding 40 miles per hour!

Come to think of it, this could make for an interesting "Speed kills" advertisement.
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Wed 16 Apr 2008, 19:55, closed)

Hmmm...
And then I saw her...
she was a bright red '64 GTO with fins
and gills like some giant piranha fish,
some obscene phallic symbol on wheels...
little rivers of anticipation ran down my inseam
as I kicked those five hundred Italian horses into life
and left reality behind me:
fifty, sixty, seventy miles an hour...
my hand slipped inside the belt of my trousers
as we hit eighty, ninety miles an hour...
and as we passed the magic 100 my love exploded
all over her bright pink leather interior...
And at that moment, I thought of my mother...
( The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 16 Apr 2008, 20:46, closed)