What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Abject failure"You know that girl I've been seeing?"
"Yeah, what about her?"
"God she's a bit of a dog. An' I didn't realise what a complete bunny-boiler she is too. And Ker-ist, don't get me started on her family."
And so, I went round all my friends, family and colleagues, in the hope that she might get the message and leave me alone.
We've been married for seventeen years now, and we agreed never speak of this thing, ever again. Except in every single argument we have, obviously.
Sorry, love. No, really.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:23,
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