What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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For once, when she was wittering onabout her colleagues, telling me in mind-numbing detail about the new wallpaper they had chosen or how they had potty-trained their children, and she realised my attention span had ceased many, many, minutes ago, and so asked the pointless question (for surely any adult can pick up on the numerous non-verbal signals that indicate that your listener is frankly not interested any more) "am I boring you ?", I answered yes.
And even that was not enough. And so, I had to try again. And again. And again to let her know, lovely but mad thing that she was, that she bored the pants off me.
And finally I had to do the unforgivable and tell her that the sex was pants.
In total, it took three or maybe four sessions to let her know that it wasn't working for me. Sessions which were like stripping the gloss off my soul. Her inability to comprehend the message was such that I felt like employing flow-charts to put the message across. And every moment spent doing it was pure torture.
I should have just shagged her sister like I wanted to; possibly that would have imparted the message quicker and given me some pleasure in the process.
Apologies for length (of opening sentence)
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I_Was_Mordred, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:32,
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pantsI love that word.
You get a click just for that.
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