What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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With one ex-girlfriend I did the following out of desparation...1) faked an entire stag weekend trip to Ireland so I could sit at home instead of seeing my ex. Even faked phone conversations to airlines. I then got my mate Alan to tell her this. Didn't work.
2) Danced with friends of my ex of whom I knew she was jealous, because I knew one of her bitchy friends would tell her and I'd get dumped. Didn't work.
3) Ignored my ex for a whole week straight. Didn't work.
4) Told my ex that phoning her was less important to me than getting drunk. Didn't work.
5) Told my ex that I found three of her friends attractive, and that if I wasn't dating her I'd probably date one particular one of them. She dumped her friends rather than me. Didn't work.
6) TOLD HER SHE LOOKED FAT. Didn't work.
7) Missed our "fixing our relationship" date to watch the rugby in a pub. Didn't work.
8) Eventually she dumped me when I told her I didn't believe in God. Kinda stung that she had put up with me being a total cnut provided I shared her religious views, but heaven forbid I should not believe in fairytales! That's a dumpable offence!
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 11:53, 3 replies)
Why didn't you tryjust breaking up with her? Clearly she had zero respect for herself anyway.
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Madam Marlboro wonders if you've found her yet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 12:05,
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I *tried* dumping her,told her exactly why it wasn't going to work and told here we needed a break as a minimum. She took it as a "this is how you could improve as my girlfriend" talk rather than a "I want to break up, here's your stuff back".
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:07, closed)
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