What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Trying to get dumped?I never have to try hard to get dumped by my girlfriends. I go with the easier option of stabbing them to death and keeping their corpses in my cellar where I can stuff them and have little tea parties when I get bored.
What?
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:33, 3 replies)
...you should be friends with Kaol.
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crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 13:35,
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@ KaolDamn right! I like to work alone too.
I've been told to avoid inviting you as you'd ruin my fine china.
(pours another imaginary tea for my ex)
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 14:54, closed)
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