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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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You know...
Many of you that have read my posts (all four of you) know that, not only did I serve in the Marine Corps, you also know that I once worked, on Wall Street for the Mob.

Perhaps there is a service that I should make available to posters like Darras whereas I will marshall forces (in Darras case, a former female Marine) to do the deed FOR them.

Anyone have any suggestions on pricing?

Cheers,

Citadel
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:20, 7 replies)
As one of the four
I think you should.

Price? Can't be too expensive. Wouldn't a former US Marine commit mayhem just for the laughs? Or is that just our lot?
(TheWeeWitch hasn't been here much recently .., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:22, closed)
Would you be offering a discount to b3tans?


I may or may not have a list of names that could do with a bit of a disappearance.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:33, closed)
Sure!
I mean, as a former Marine, I am ALWAYS up for a face-painting, battle rattle (the gear) all out frontal assault on some wanker who doesnt know how to treat the ladies:

However, have You SEEN the fuel prices over here? I mean, 1 year ago? Sure, I'd have done them for free! But try booking a flight to London and back, hotel, and sightseeing (I figure a four day 'mission' - one for recon, one for execution and two for shoe shopping and museum visits) without breaking the bank.

So I GUESS I could do them for 'travel costs' and maybe ONE pair of shoes. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:47, closed)
How 'bout
ex wives? Can you convince them to move to Botswana, or maybe Sarjevo? I'd make it well worth your while!
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 15:56, closed)
Shoe shopping?
Now your the kind of ex-marine I like *smile*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:00, closed)
You and your shoes. *shakes head*

So you are saying that the prices would be cheaper if you don't have to actually leave the States. Hmmmmm.......
*does some quick calculations*
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:12, closed)
Gun For HIre
Yes. Shoe shopping is fine with me. I am the Renaissance Marine: gotta make sure I have the latest pair of Hi-tec combat boots!

You know, you'd be surprised at the absurd fixation on footwear we had in the Corps. Of course, we walked most places, so it's a good thing to have on a good pair of shoes.

As for the "In The States" 'beatin's' Yes, they would be decidedly cheaper...however, an area that is too remote will actually cost more because I at least have to be able to ENJOY some aspect of the trip. Though, proximity to desert is a plus. Sand is WAY easier to dig holes in than most places around here.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Citadel Because the world needs less morons, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 21:47, closed)

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