What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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I honestly don't think I've ever tried to dump someone.I've always been the poor bastard getting dumped.
I once got dumped by an ex on the 65 bus to Kingston. In a melodramatic fit I ran off the bus crying only to be stopped by the closing doors and a bunch of lairy school kids. The following two minutes of jeering were excrutiating.
I remember clearly one kid imaginatively called me a sissy face.
(, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:12, 2 replies)
Click for "Sissy face"Probably the harshest insult they could muster - given that the 65 goes past the girls' grammar school near Kingston, I'm imagining the crushing yet slightly Enid Blyton-esque taunting that might have prompted.
(, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 11:58, closed)
.h aha. Sissy face!!
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 10:52,
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