What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?
Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
( , Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
( , Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Straight after sex....
..I called a taxi for her right in front of her instead of small-talk. I guess she took the hint.
( , Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:45, 3 replies)
..I called a taxi for her right in front of her instead of small-talk. I guess she took the hint.
( , Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:45, 3 replies)
One Question:
Where were you having sex that you could immediately hail a taxi?
What kind of small talk would she expect in a bus shelter anyway?
( , Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:49, closed)
Where were you having sex that you could immediately hail a taxi?
What kind of small talk would she expect in a bus shelter anyway?
( , Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:49, closed)
Now now....
...I'm not upper class :D
Nah, bit of a boring story...got a bit bored of being used so I returned the compliment one night at me house. She got the message though...I wrote it in spunk.
( , Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:51, closed)
...I'm not upper class :D
Nah, bit of a boring story...got a bit bored of being used so I returned the compliment one night at me house. She got the message though...I wrote it in spunk.
( , Thu 5 Jun 2008, 16:51, closed)
pffffft
at least you never flicked small change at her and told her when the next bus was due :P
( , Fri 6 Jun 2008, 3:03, closed)
at least you never flicked small change at her and told her when the next bus was due :P
( , Fri 6 Jun 2008, 3:03, closed)
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