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Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."

Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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morris and doris
hilariously, my friend amy's 83 year old grandparents were actually called morris and doris. they had been together all their lives, having met at school and then married for 55 years. and so her mother decided to throw them a party for their anniversary.

morris and doris didn't want a fancy lunch. they wanted egg sandwiches and cheese and pineapple cubes on sticks at morris' beloved working men's club. eventually amy's sophisticated mother gave in and this is what they did.

towards the end of the party, morris tottered up to the stage. he wheezed over the microphone that they wanted to thank everyone for coming and then said that he was going to sing a song to his lovely wife doris, after 55 years. the band struck up the chords, morris grasped the microphone, and crooned as loudly as he could:

"PLEEEEEASE RELEEEEASE ME... LET ME GO..."




"we are not amused?" apparently queen victoria had nothing on amy's mum and doris...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:01, 6 replies)
Ever since I read this
I've had that bloody song in my head!
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 13:51, closed)
hmm
Same thing happens in 'Secrets and Lies'.
(jennymnemonic, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:23, closed)
maybe
that's what gave him the idea!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 14:58, closed)
Now
That's better....

But it reminds me of a few "first dance at a wedding" things I've seen. Not once, not twice, but *three* times I've seen the bride and groom kick off their married life to "Perfect Day".

A song about being off your tits on smack.

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:33, closed)
my friend
mel is having it for her first dance!! do i tell her??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 17:39, closed)
erm..
Just because it's in Trainspotting doesn't mean it's about heroin?
(TheHBoxster is probably playing Beatles Rock Band on, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 11:47, closed)

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