Touchy Italians
Well i'm not sure if I unconsciously tried but I got dumped by a fiery Italian ex (all of two months) and when I (stupidly) asked why this was the email I got. Hummn, so many mistakes...

Read in a heavy Italian accent…

I need a guy that makes an effort when he meets the girl, he shows that he fancies her even if they've just met, he doesn't turn up with a jumper on their second date, and def he doesn't always get there late.

I need a guy that is mature and doesn't see a "responsibility" to buy a pot or a glass, not to mention a house, why would you do that at 30!? Oh yes and maybe a less "popular" bloke, because at the end of the day, and now we know it for sure, all the so called "friends" that he catches up with so often are just exes. Well done.

I need a guy that wants to spend time with the girl and gives minimum attentions to her, not that checks out all the girls that come in the pub and looks back to check them better and doesn't even realise that it's such a lack of respect, as well as wearing an ipod when he's with her.

I need a guy that talks to the girl, not by email but when they sit in a bar, in front of a glass of wine or a meal, and at least asks her a few questions, just to get to know her a little better, maybe about her job, her family, her whatever. But of course when he's interested only in her body or fun and sex why would he have to bother?
(CornishStanley can't post hyperlinks, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:32, 4 replies)

This much I agree with
I need a guy that wants to spend time with the girl and gives minimum attentions to her, not that checks out all the girls that come in the pub and looks back to check them better and doesn't even realise that it's such a lack of respect, as well as wearing an ipod when he's with her.

I need a guy that talks to the girl, not by email but when they sit in a bar, in front of a glass of wine or a meal, and at least asks her a few questions, just to get to know her a little better, maybe about her job, her family, her whatever. But of course when he's interested only in her body or fun and sex why would he have to bother?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:35, closed)

you wore
an ipod? Brilliant, must give it a go!
(jennymnemonic, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 15:59, closed)

?
I kept expecting that to break into the song "I need a hero"

"He's gotta be fast and he's gotta be bright and he's gotta belong to the night...and be 30 and unpopular"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:23, closed)

Sounds
Kinda reasonable to me :P
(Guilt wants to get in your moist confines, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 18:36, closed)