What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Um....I sort of hooked up with a girl one night in a nightclub; she wasn't prettiest girl by any means (she resembed a Cabbage Patch Doll with glasses ffs), but I was legless at the time.
The following week myself and the lads are back in the same club and I'm playing an arcade game in the corner while swigging some cheap lager-piss. Me mate mutters "Jeccy, DON'T TURN AROUND."
I didn't stand a chance. Like the twats we all are I spin around at hearing this and see Cabbage Patch Doll looking back at me. Ohfuckohfuckohfuck. I spin around and carry on playing the arcade game, a bead of sweat appearing on my forehead.
She walks up behind me and taps me on my shoulder. I turn around and she homes in for a kiss.
From nowhere I bellow "Urrggghhhh, arrgghhhhhhh, AAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!" in the poor girls face.
I get the slap I deserve and she storms off while my mates wet themselves laughing.
I did buy her a drink later though and apologize, I'm not a complete twunt.
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:35,
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Beer goggles have got a lot to answer for haven't they(
Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 16:50,
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Thing is...did you deserve the slap? As much as I might sometimes wish to, I don't push my kissy lips upon a girl unless it's clear that she's keen to reciprocate. OK the roar of disapproval in her face wasn't cool, but it was merely a reaction to something you didn't want! I believe you to be entirely vindicated and justified here.
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@bacontrouthmmm....an interesting synopsis. I may actualy have grounds to take this further.
except this was about 12 years ago and I've not seen her since
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Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 6 Jun 2008, 17:02,
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Haha, ok,glad you've risen above it. I'm quietly seething tho :)
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