What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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not exactly to get dumpedI just used to be a mean little bastard, about the age of first relationships. I would pounce at every occasion to show how brilliantly sardonic/ironic I was.
My first girlfriend on the other hand was a depressive type. If I'd now meet past-me and first girlfriend the latter would surely turn out more likeable.
She phoned me once, as far as I could tell she was crying and commenced telling me every problem she had and finally that she tried to commit suicide by swallowing giant ammounts of ?aspirin? pills.
To which I replied: If you really wanted to die you'd have jumped out of the window, you live on the 13th floor!
Which was extremely funny at the time.
She didn't dump me, she should have.
I can't wait till I forget about the whole thing. Then again it WAS a bit funny
(, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 14:50, 2 replies)
Aspirin?My ex locked herself in the bathroom and proceeded to swallow a load of tablets in a suicide attempt.
They were 'water' tablets.
I then asked her if she planned to piss herself to death?
(, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 21:14, closed)
I thinkit's kinda funny too..
If she'd wanted to die she wouldn't have TOLD you about her attempt so that you could run and 'fix' her. Great big attention seeking crap. I hate it.
(, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 12:52, closed)
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