What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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Not sure if this is true or not but......apparently a mate of a mate back at uni got paralytic but still managed to get a girl to go back to his room. Upon going to bed he threw up on her then fell sound asleep. He woke alone many hours later to find a turd on his chest.
I've never been able to confirm the veracity of this story but thought I'd share it as it does bring a new meaning to being dumped!
(, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 15:39, 6 replies)
Did his mother come in and leave him a cup of tea while he was asleep?Because it sounds like that kind of story...
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Don't know......but don't think so. I'm sure I'd have been told.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:44, closed)
Not saying it's not true or anythingbut it does sound suspiciously like this:
sexylosers.com/090.html
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le brian, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 17:59,
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pooI used to go out with a girl who deliberately shat in the bed of a guy she was sleeping with after he puked in his sleep.
She curled one out on the bed, got dressed and went home.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 18:22, closed)
Le BrianI did say I'm not sure if the story is true, although I heard it 20 years ago - well before the link you posted was a glint in its creator's eye. Perhaps this sort of poo revenge happens quite often?
(, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 18:25, closed)
I've heard about this beforeA mate of a mate woke up with shit all over him and refused to say what he did to the girl to make her do this to him. I think he potted the brown and she was maybe a little pissed off... We'll never know.
(, Sun 8 Jun 2008, 4:26, closed)
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