What's the hardest you've tried to get dumped?Groovypoodle writes, "My mate once told his girlfriend that he didn't think it was working only for her to laugh and tell him he was hilarious. Saying she was 'too weird' and 'slightly violent' and that he didn't like her was equally hilarious. Ripping off her wing mirror, throwing it through the windscreen
and storming off in a huff merely generated an apology from her a week later..."
Just how hard have you had to work to get someone to take the hint and stay dumped?
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chthonic, Thu 5 Jun 2008, 10:33)
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I just remembered another oneIt's not as if i dumped her though as nothing ever came remotely close to happening.
The oompa loompa that used to deliver the bacon sarnies to work was a foul beast of a woman.She never made any secret of the fact she wanted me to.
My workmates ,being proper friends decided what a jolly good lark it would be to let her think i felt the same.Which was all very funny until one of the twats gave her my phone number.
Much stalking ensued which included
Telling me no one puts the phone down on me.I was powerless to resist and hung up and turned it off.Turned it back on to about 50 voicemails demanding i talk to her.
Stalking me to my pre match pub and confronting me about ignoring her.In front of me mam.
Telling her husband she was divorcing him for me.
Staying on the mobile for a full 2 hours while me and my mate watched an entire football match.With the phone in the kitchen.
Getting her best mate(who was fit as fuck) to call me pleading me to see the good in her.
Which then led to me and fit as fuck best mate getting together.I eventually got rid of it by going down for a tasty snack on her best mate in front of her.
Apologies for girth.
(, Sat 7 Jun 2008, 19:14, Reply)
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